ALTERNATIVE VALENTINE'S EVE CABARET - THE LAST CHANCE SALOON OF HETEROSEXUALITY
Colchester Arts Centre
Early bird special offer- £7 (only until 30th November)
Due to frank and occasionally hilarious references to love and sex, this event is for ages 16+.
Tired of predictable, cheesy Valentine’s Days with a boring veggie option, annoying violinists and songs like “Lady in red?”
Poet Natalie Nattering is creating a truly alternative cabaret-style evening on the theme of love in all its forms. The line-up will feature local musicians, poetry, comedy, and a variety of delicious vegetarian* dishes served to your table.
Are you straight, gay, bi, married, single or somewhere there isn’t a clear gender assignment for yet? Bring yourself, your partner or your best mate for a great night out, whatever your relationship status. Tables will be in sets of 4, with 2 larger “singles mingles” group tables.
The night will climax (ooh-er) in a disco where you can kick your heels off and dance to special tunes chosen by you, curated by Colchester’s legendary alternative DJ Jeff Scott. Submit your special requests via firstname.lastname@example.org
All food will be vegetarian. If you would like to make a request for gluten-free, nut-free or purely vegan dishes, please email email@example.com when buying your ticket.